Not too late for a little Unconscious Mutterings:

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Newspaper :: State Journal
2. Crucify :: Cross
3. Sausage :: Jimmy Dean
4. Handy :: Dandy
5. Cloak :: and Dagger
6. Drunk :: Driver
7. Fuel :: Gas
8. Caress :: Stroke
9. Itch :: Poison Ivy, which it appears I have. Youch!
10. Vehicle :: My new car!!!